Twisted

My analyst told me
That I was right out of my head
The way he described it
He said I’d be better dead than live
I didn’t listen to his jive
I knew all along that he was all wrong
And I knew that he thought
I was crazy but I’m not
Oh no

My analyst told me
That I was right out of my head
He said I need treatment
But I’m not that easily led
He said I was the type that was most
inclined when out of his sight to be out of my mind
And he thought I was nuts
No more ifs or ands or buts
Oh no

They say as a child I appeared a little bit wild with all my crazy ideas
But I knew what was happnin’
I knew I was a genius
What’s so strange when you know that you’re a wizard at three?
I knew that this was meant for me

Well, I heard little children were supposed to sleep tight
That’s why I drank a fifth of vodka one night
My parents got frantic, didn’t know what to do
But I saw some crazy scenes before I came to
Now do you think I was crazy
I may have been only three, but I was swingin’

They all laughed at A. Graham Bell
They laughed at Edison and also at Einstein
So why should I feel sorry if they just couldn’t
understand the reasoning and the logic that went on in my head?
I had a brain, it was cinch
So I just let them laugh at me when I refused to ride on all those double decker buses
All because there was not driver on the top.

My analyst told me me that I was right out of my head
But I said dear doctor
I think that it’s you instead
Cause I have got a thing that’s unique and new
It proves that I have the last laugh on you
Cause instead of one head
Huh, huh, I’ve got two
And you know two heads are better than one